08

1) Small advice:

Ketta kelunga,
Kekati ponga...
Bayam than Tholviku Mukkiya karanam...
So....
inimale adikkadi Kannadiya parkkatheenga...
Cool .......!



2) ;->Differenta pesunga..

Diffrenta palagunga..
Diffrenta eluthunga..
Diffrenta Think
Pannunga..
Appathan neenga
LOOSUNU ellarukkum theriyum..................!



3) I am C.M

U r P.M
I am local
U r I.S.D
I am star
U r super star
I am silver
U r gold
I am 0%loosu
U r 100%loosu
Vachutomla Aappu'epudi......!



4) Nee oru "MENTAL"

M-Menmayana
E-Enimayana
N-Nermayana
T-Thangamana
A-Alagana
L-Love person
Ayyo,Ayyo Sirippa paru "MENTAL"ukku.........!



5) Vara Vara enna romba avoid panra. Ippalam enna kandukave matra. Irukattum idhalam eththana nalaikunnu pakkaren.

By
your
SOAP and BRUSH
Plz use me.....................!

07

1) Kangalai moodinen kanavil nee...

kan vilithu parthen Hospitalil naan!...
what a dangerous face...?
Yabaa.... Mudiyala Da samy....;:->



2) Enaku oru help panriya..?

Tomorrow Morning Phone panni
Helloooo-nu Mattum Sollu PLS..!
Yenaa,
daily morning
NARI
OOLAI ITTA Romba Nallatham..!



3) Beggar: Ayya! yeathachum iruntha picha podungalea..

Man: Here, take my Diplomo., certificate.
Beggar: Goyyalae!
U Take my BE., certificate............!



4) God:enna varangal vendum kel..

I'm; sms padikira intha friend eppavum ennoda irukanum..!
God; varangal kekka sönna 'koranga' kekriye"..! Ha ha



5) Un face "NILAVU"

Un eyes "SURIYAN"
Un smile "PAVALAM"
Un voice "MUSIC"
Ena koduma oru Gud mrg sola 4-poi sola vendiruku...!

05

1)  Vijaykanthku- thava"C"
     Vikramku- ka"C" Ajithku- raa"C" Vijayku- sivaka"C"
     NAM "ANBU" KU munnaal ellame- thoo"C"
     enakku sms- o"C"
     so u take it- e"C".



2)  Message padi...
     Yes or No sollu...
      'yes' na reply pannu...
      'no' na summa vitru..
     Question :
      Kalyaana veetla seruppu thirudura palakathai vittutiya?



3) Monkey1 : Excuseme, Nan intha maratthukku puthusa vanthirukken unga BOSS kitta pesanum.

Monkey 2 : Shhhhuuuu! sattham Podatha. Boss sms padikkaranga...



4) Health ku oru tips: Morning calendar kilichathum thookipodaama vaaila potukonga. yenna daily DATES saapita odambukku nallathu "Singam pola strength unaku"



5) Adhiga neram un alagai kaanadiyil paarkathe...

Un azhagai parthu anthe kannadikkum un meedhu kadhal varum....
Innum neraya jokes irukku... Apurama anupuren.................!

06

1) Kangalai moodinen kanavil nee...

kan vilithu parthen Hospitalil naan!...
what a dangerous face...?
Yabaa.... Mudiyala Da samy....;:->



2) This sms will

Refresh ur 'brain' in 5 sec.
0:05
0:04
0:03
0:02
0:01
Processing...
Error: no brain found, pls install...



3) "True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."



4) Risk illana life

waste.
Romance illana lover
Waste.
Story illana cinema
Waste.
Ennoda sms illana
Un cell Waste. But
Un "anbu" illana yen LIFE waste..............!



5) Zoology teacher:

GIRL'S ungaloda
idhayam Enga Iruku correcta sollunga.
All GIRLS suddenly
answered,
"~ESAKKI~" kitta iruku mam...............!